Breaking News: International Sex Scandal at COP 16

Shocking news just in: nations of the world are sending their wankiest people to Cancun after word got out that it is just going to be a giant international circle-jerk. Last year leaders of the free world gathered in Copenhagen for COP 15 but decided, at the last-minute, not to bother with a global treaty to protect: the natural world we depend on, our children or their future descendents. So this year… the gloves are off!

In a desperate last-minute bid for alien intervention to save us from the evil alliance of perverted-banker-greed and slimey-politician-scum good citizens of the world (http://earth.350.org/)  are coming together to create giant symbols to grab the attention of passing alien vessels. Maybe a more advanced civilization can point out that nature needs the bailout out not a pathological economy founded on consuming our planet.

350 eARTh Santa Domingo, Dominican Republic

350 eARTh - Solar Eagle, Los Angeles

350 eARTh Mexico City

350 eARTh - Delta del Ebro, Spain

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2 responses to “Breaking News: International Sex Scandal at COP 16

  1. haha, good one. 🙂 well it might work! no wonder 350.org are so acclaimed its cause they are speaking with the gods….

  2. If only….have you heard about the rationing proposed for developed countries?! http://wp.me/p13gqv-Dl

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